gargle-on-my-cock

She can't handle all of your meat so she gargles it as deep as she can. aka she deep throats it.

(Betsy) That's huge!!!

(Timmy) That's right, you are going to have to gargle-on-my-cock.

by betsy got nice bongos December 4, 2009

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Sign my Poodle

To pull out of a woman just before you climax, and ejaculate across her pubic hair. You are said to be signing her poodle, or simply "signing the poodle".

"Ah, baby. I'm gonna cum. You on the pill or do you want me to pull out?"
"Sign the poodle, just in case."

And when I'm sipping on a Perrier in some cafe down in St. Tropez, it's hard to keep the fans at bay. They say, "Sign my poodle, s'il vous plait!" - "Weird Al" Yankovic, Genius in France

by Pleasureboy_1, author March 27, 2009

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kicking my face

when one is kicking their own face they are tripping on shrooms or acid.

A: are you still tripping?
B: yeah. i'm still kicking my face.

by aintnobodycurr June 10, 2010

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There’s a snake in my boot

When you are expecting a fart but shart and it leaks down your leg into your shoe

Dude, we gotta go, I meant to fart but now there’s a snake in my boot

by Bernstyle April 10, 2022

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Oh My Gawwwd!

An expression used when someone is surprised by certain events.

Stuart "Did you hear that Melinda got breast implants"

Flavia "Oh my gawwd!"

Stuart "and Amanda is going back to Summer Camp in the USA"

Flavia "OH MY GAWWWD!"

by Mr Frank Marshall November 27, 2009

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