Shit posting

what happens when you have way too much time on your hands and when you have mastered the art of roasting people and people groups

Does georgina ever stop with the shit posting?

by dankboo November 27, 2018

goat shit

When something is exceptionally great.

Note: I give you all permission to use this fabulous phrase that I have been saying for many years! Enjoy the new word you bumbacluts!

That right there be the goat shit!

Also ref. to as goat shee

by IJ April 21, 2006

shitting sidways

When your shit comes out sideways causing considerable pain and anal tearage.

Certificatologist: HOLY FUCK! This piece of shit is COMING OUT SIDEWAYS! I'm shitting sidways!

Midget: Ouch...

by Dr Todd Fuquad PhD June 18, 2006

get shit

When someone has to listen to a harsh scolding or gets a verbal punishment for bad behavior.

You had a party, got drunk, and punched a hole in your parents' wall? Did you get shit for that?

by Joe Simaggio August 4, 2014

shit sweat

hot sweat that protrudes from the sweat glands caused by taking an abnormally long, large and painful shit.

bro #1:"yo my jiblet homie is still in the bathroom!"
bro #2:"damn he must be taking a shit sweat... painfullll for the annalll"

by jiblets 4 dayzz June 28, 2011

piece of shit

1) A completely worthless person, object or thing that is of equal or less worth than an indeterminate amount of faecal matter.

2) An informant or undercover operative; a snitch.

3) Any quantity of excrement, human or animal.

1) "You're such a piece of shit, Prime Minister."

2) "I know I'm no piece of shit, and I'm pretty sure you're OK, and I'm fucking positive you're on the level."

3) "Oh, great. A piece of shit on my best crocs."

by Mr Sifter October 29, 2011

Gang Shit

When the squad gets in a circle and interlock arms and start all walking together in a circle and starting so that when everyone is done shifting there is a perfect ring of shit for the taking. Also another form of gang initiation.

Yeah I took Damarcus to his first gang shit now he is really in the gang.

by Anxiety War April 3, 2021