John

John is a certified munch. He’s literally the biggest munch

You: “Hey, have you seen John?”

Friend: “No why?”

You: “Oh He’s literally the biggest munch in town!”

by anonymous May 9, 2023

john martell

fun

John martell is really fun.

by Jaxon Barnes May 22, 2018

jimmy johns shitdick

when u had jimmy johns earlier in the day, then get fucked in the ass.

Defined by the lovely "ally"

After he fucked me in the ass I turned around to give him top but he had jimmy johns shitdick, courtesy of me

by your mother120894203729857 December 7, 2017

John

A replacement for the F word, can be used as a joke or a racial slur.

John you, you stupid john

by doxxd August 30, 2023

John Rhyven

This guy is super handsome and also clever.....-Android441

John Rhyven is Handsome and thats not a lie.

by Hunoid January 25, 2022

John-Tae

Born to make money with little to no love and lots of loyalty and a mass amount of aggression.

The realest person to know is, John-Tae

by Stinga9x November 22, 2021

John Manuel grant

Makes everyone in the room so uncomfortable and is fucking sus

John Manuel grant made everyone uncomfortable today when we saw him

by Actual factual April 27, 2019