john coffill

Pure awesomeness in a big package. Must be refereed to as a male guy with fantastic hair.

Dude you just got all A's your acting like john coffill

by Teemobeater9000 October 17, 2017

Marvy john

How the fuck did you find this, Carl

Carl whyd you search up marvy john

by AdJaCent32 March 1, 2023

johnned

Being repeatedly ghosted by a friend named John.

I just got johnned once again for that bbq we planned a month ago.

by TheGovernor77 February 28, 2025

John Yes

You want to go somewhere but your schedule might not allow it.

It is also a reply to John NO.

Want to hear a joke?? John NO. JOHN YES

Do you want to come to the fiesta? A JOHN YES

by the_onelegdogman May 26, 2018

john workman

A very nice guy whole like fucking on a green couch and getting sweat on his face from his big ex girlfriends at lib.

yo,”do you know john workman, he fucked hender on his green couch”

by chickenhender100202 June 28, 2019

John

John is a goat did. MonkaS pog champathan smalls

John is so ponka lonka sonka monka goat champ did m8

by Nichange November 22, 2021

John Schellar

A species of monkey, usually 4 foot 1. John Schellar is known to roam around the hallways and when he's not, theres a 99% chance that he's grinding brawl. I saw a John Schellar once, he never saw me, absolutely devastating.

Me - "How are you John"
John Schellar - "Fuggin"

by Temp Mail April 4, 2025