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spontaneous green day disorder 

Spontaneous green day disorder (SGDD) is a very common disorder in which one will spontaneously start singing or humming a green day song. This condition can only be treated by converting the affected into a blink-182 or nirvana fan. This condition is found most commonly among people who grew up during the final years of the tv show "Seinfeld".
Person 1: "Do you have the time, to lis-"
Person 2: dude what r u doing?
Person 1: oh I was just diagnosed with SGDD, spontaneous green day disorder.
Person 2: I don't have time for this. *walks away*
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Joe Green 

When an individual cannot finish their meal
Aw you’ve Joe Green’d it mate
Joe Green by foodericans May 5, 2022

Charlie Green 

Charlie Green is the name of a person who follows the definition of the insult, resol. He is always quite boring and never knows what he’s talking about so it almost fits as to why he is known as the biggest resol in history.
Person one: what’s a Charlie green
Person two: I’m not sure but I’ve heard they’re a big resol

graham green 

"bark bark bark!"

"is that graham green?"
graham green by smartnoodle May 29, 2022

Dylan Green 

his curly hair is bigger than his whole body and he has skinny little girl legs but they’re hairy. he likes staring at people creepily and is weirdly good at art. def gives bottom energy and looks like a stoner freak. His snake bite piercings make it look like he’s always drooling. He gets in peoples faces and makes scary faces at people. he’s a whole ass jump-scare. He has a Minecraft world dedicated to his ex girlfriend filled with cats. He wears really long basketball shorts and enjoys games from the mf 1930’s. He has a really hot sister so he’s def the ugly sibling. secretly listens to Billie Eillish in his free time. he wants to die on a rollercoaster. and he shakes and shivers when he smokes. works at mexican restaurants.
Dylan Green has a mommy kink
Dylan Green by subtrainer359 June 2, 2022

Kaylee Green 

Kaylee is one of the most endearing friends, though the dumbest of your ground she knows how to lick toes???
She likes long walks in the park and sand between her bro's toes.
Kaylee Green what a dumb red head

arm green 

A term used by jamaicans when someone smells stinky
"dah bwoy deh arm green yuh fuck dawg"
arm green by Mxnace June 7, 2022