Trampoline Bro

An athletic male who spends most of their day doing insane flips on their trampoline. They are often considered popular and hilarious because of their athletic ability and sense of humor. They usually play sports such as soccer. which they are very good at. For some reason, they get lots of girls. Their fashion consist of a t shirt with the logo of the travel team they play on, some Nike shorts and slides when in the city, but usually, they are barefoot.

Guy 1: Yo who's that guy with the soccer jersey and shorts who just did a back flip off the ground?
Guy 2: Lemme see... Travel soccer jersey, shorts and barefoot, must be a trampoline bro.

by oooooofff January 17, 2018

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Something white Gen Zs say because they desperately wish they were born black. Generally, these insufferable retards grew up with two loving parents, green grass, a trampoline, and a cheerful family dog named something like “Teddy” or “Buddy”.

*someone does something mischievous*

“Bro is an absolute menace 😭😭😭😭💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀😈😈😈😈😈”

by yourgrandmasdoubleds April 6, 2023

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