New Bro-nfels

the town where all the bros go to float the Comal and Guadalupe rivers. Not to be confused with New Braunfels.

All of the Sigma Nu dudebros from San Marcos and other parts of the dirty eight thirty went to New Bro-nfels to go tubing.

by drew7667 July 8, 2009

im not gay bro

The biggest indicator that someone is gay.

Person 1: Aye bro, didn't you kiss Tyler at that party?
Person 2: What?! No! Im not gay bro.
Person 1: Come on man, just come out the closet already.

by whyamihere?towritedefinitions? December 19, 2021

new super Mario Bros wii

Fun gaem to plae for Mario hehe

You: I'm going home now

Your friend: why so early
You I'm going to play new super Mario Bros wii with my mom

Your friend: can I play to
You: ok

Random stranger: ohh ohh can I play toooooooo
You: are you under 21
Stranger: uhh...yeah sure
You: ok

by new super Mario Bros wii July 17, 2022

Bro-ing Up

When two men spend lots of time toghether doing manly things in order to find their inner selves. It can also be used an insult to someone who's a very immature bro.

Joey and I were watching Jersey Shore and then talked about it after, just bro-ing up"

God Frank, it was nacho night and you already ate! Bro-up!

by SenseiBLC November 28, 2011

bro made the twin towers fall

A way to make fun of Cody S for being obese.

Ayo, Cody S bro made the twin towers fall!!

by Group2 July 4, 2024

Guard Bro

Air National Guard pilot.

AD guy: damn dude my last deployment fucking blew.
Guard Bro: yeah flying for Southwest has been really kicking my ass too.

by scipioafricanus1836 May 13, 2022

Blax Bro

1.) a black person who plays lacrosse
2.) a person that is so white that hey themselves do not know that they are black, they usually play lax, hockey etc...

yo you see that dude on the lax field.
yea that nigga is a straight up "Blax Bro" he dosent even knows he is black

by afitchman2008 November 22, 2011