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Tits up!

shoulders back, stand tall, walk with purpose.
Used frequently in the TV show Marvelous Mrs Maisel.
When you catch yourself allowing your inner critic to run rampant, pull your shoulder’s back, say tits up! then stand up and roar.
by MarvelousDrE June 5, 2020
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ass tits

When a person is confused about whether they are seeing boob cleavage or butt crack, the safe guess is a combination of both.
by 1BadMF July 30, 2018
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tit bitch

person 1: hey you know that girl who is a tit bitch
person 2: you mean yuki?
by DENMarkus September 13, 2019
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Tits

This is not a definition, it is a statement.

On the last day of school my male friend Jake just randomly put his hand up to my friend Ivy’s tits and squished them twice really quickly.
I was shocked but I just stood there and was like “the frik dude 😳”
Then he did the same to me and then I took a step back and said “ the frik Jake plz stop 😳”
AND THEN- he fake punched ivy’s private part and I was like “stop Jake or I’m telling u off 🤓😝”
And he just giggled and turned around.

Yes, he is the naughty kid.
Yes, this was in grade 4.
Yes, I do still remember this for some reason.

Thx 4 reading lol.
Jake: *walks over to Benjamin * yo Benjamin guess what I just touched their tits hehahehahehaheha🐬🐷🐽 * snort snort*
Benjamin: AYOOOOOOO 🙊hohoheeheehaha🎅
by SomeGirlThatGotBeatenUpByJake December 21, 2022
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Stroke Tits

Lob sided, asymmetrical boobs
Dude, I unclipped her bra and she had stroke tits!
by Dingo Plingus March 8, 2021
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Small tits

A female that makes males look like bad guys because she is. She also known to have small breasts. Basically, an evil female with small breasts, or flat chest.
Sam: Sarah made Bob look like a bad guy because she’s evil, and she has small breasts.
Christine: You mean small tits.
by DemonPeachxBlade November 30, 2024
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Flick Tits October

Flick Tits October mean you have the whole month pass to Fuck a girls tits. Might as well motorboat that’s hit while your at it.
Dude:1 It’s Flick tits October

Dude:2 what’s that?

Dude:3 it means u can flick a girls tits during October whenever u want
by Flick tit October October 1, 2019
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