The term “Soft Guy Era” is often used to describe a King who has reached the ultimate pinnacle of enlightenment and will no longer tolerate disrespect from romantic partners. A strong, independent Soft Era King expects his women (plural) to hand money up to the pedestal on which he resides.
Kings in their Soft Era do not have time for women who can’t plan dates and drop thousands of dollars on a first date, buy him cars, golf clubs, clothes, watches, and other bare minimum necessities. He expects his women (plural) to protect and provide for him at all times anything he desires because if she wanted to, she would.
Modern households require two incomes so a Soft Guy King expects his women (plural) to hold multiple jobs and work overtime to pay for his lifestyle. He does not associate with dusties who are giving broke. A Soft Era King will block these women because he knows his worth.
In return for his Passenger Prince treatment he brings nothing to the table…because he IS the table. Drizzle Drizzle.
Kings in their Soft Era do not have time for women who can’t plan dates and drop thousands of dollars on a first date, buy him cars, golf clubs, clothes, watches, and other bare minimum necessities. He expects his women (plural) to protect and provide for him at all times anything he desires because if she wanted to, she would.
Modern households require two incomes so a Soft Guy King expects his women (plural) to hold multiple jobs and work overtime to pay for his lifestyle. He does not associate with dusties who are giving broke. A Soft Era King will block these women because he knows his worth.
In return for his Passenger Prince treatment he brings nothing to the table…because he IS the table. Drizzle Drizzle.
Simp: “How much do you spend on a first date?”
Soft Guy King: “Bro ima pretend u didn’t ask me that just now. I’m in my Soft Guy Era. Women paying for dates is the bare minimum.”
Soft Guy King: “Bro ima pretend u didn’t ask me that just now. I’m in my Soft Guy Era. Women paying for dates is the bare minimum.”
by Softguyera May 7, 2024
Get the soft guy eramug. A Term very similar to The Girl Next Door, The Guy Next Door has the same premise.
The Guy Next Door is that boy you grew up with. The one you've spent your childhood with, fell in love with, and maybe even at some point, broken up with. He was this ray of sunshine you always appreciated, even if it might have fallen apart.
The Guy Next Door is that boy you grew up with. The one you've spent your childhood with, fell in love with, and maybe even at some point, broken up with. He was this ray of sunshine you always appreciated, even if it might have fallen apart.
"Who's The Guy Next Door" you said? Oh, he's my best friend/Boyfriend/Ex-Boyfriend. We've spent years together.
by ItsSurreal February 12, 2024
Get the The Guy Next Doormug. A "farm-girl instead of farm-land" variation on da old "seemingly lusher turf on neighboring fields" saying.
While it may indeed often be true dat "The boobs are always bigger on the other guy's woman", dat does not necessarily have to be an unhappy situation for you, since in some cases you could just try secretly asking said chestier chick if you yourself could softly savor her more-ample chest-pillows with yer own paws. Just find out first if da gorgeous Miss Bosomy is still of child-bearing age, though, in which case you should always be sure to bring a few condoms wif you, in case things "progress further" than just misty-eyed chest-kneadings and other "hands and lips only" activities!
by QuacksO October 18, 2025
Get the The boobs are always bigger on the other guy's womanmug. 
A Cool guy is Someone that is not self aware enough to know they are a lolcow and buys beer as a main food source
Originally Popularized by the YMH podcast
Originally Popularized by the YMH podcast
See that cool guy over there that looks like dog the bounty hunter did to much meth and crawled out of a dumpster
by NotaHotmom66 June 15, 2023
Get the Cool guymug. by Sussybakiy March 2, 2022
Get the Guy bustlinemug. 