SIMP

A guy desperate for pussy n will do anything to get it

“did u hear how avery chasing after thots he a simp”

by SIMPNATION. February 4, 2020

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squirrels in my pants

There are squirrels in my pants!
Tell me whats makin' you jump like that!
S-I-M-P, Squirrels in my pants!
Ain't got no chickens,
Ain't got no rats...
S-I-M-P, (Candace & Background)Squirrels in my pants!
S to the I to the M to the P,
Then maybe you can be moving like me...
Step right over and watch me put it down...
Squirrels
Squirrels!
Step right over and watch me put it...
S to the I to M to the P!
Who you got back and watering your plants?
S-I-M-P, Squirrels in my Pants...
How can I qualify for government graaaants...
S-I-M-P, Squirrels in my Pants...
Yeah...
Hypnotize me, put me in a trance...
S-I-M-P, Squirrels in my Pants...
Got an Aunt Florance living in Fraaance...
She can't see the-
Squirrels in my Pants!
Step right over and watch me put it down...
Squirrels! Squirrels!
Step right over and watch me put it...
S to the I to the M to the P!
AAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!
simp

by who gave my son an onion June 22, 2020

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A person, no matter their gender, who ends up doing way too much for a partner.

It's official; Charlie Brown is a simp.

by MrWhomstDVe August 2, 2020

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Tbh I think it could mean loving a fictional character to the point of obsession

me: omg I love nikusa from fnf!!!!
other guy: SIMP!!!!!

by Kam66 August 17, 2022

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a person (typicaly male) who jus wants sum from a woman and is willing to do what ever for it

dude 1: ooo hes such a simp he brought her flowers and took her on a date to the movies and payed for the whole thing
dude 2: fr fr man bet he just wants to fuck her though

dude 1: nah i think he actually likes her and is nice to her

by ur real hoe fr December 9, 2022

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