October 18

a retarded bitch was born on this day, she always smells and has a nicotine addiction

Isabel was born on October 18

by Isqbeloo November 2, 2019

October 26

October 26 is national fuck your dad day. Today is the only day you can fuck your dad without it being illegal. Your welcome

Person 1: my dad is so hot I wanna fuck him so bad
Person 2: just wait till October 26 you can fuck him all you want cause it’s legal for the day

by Dumb ugly fat bitch Brooke October 25, 2019

October 24

National throw your shortest friend across the room day

Why are you picking me up

Because it’s October 24

Oh ok

by Young dagger dick 69420 October 6, 2020

October 24

national put a cracker up your friends ass day.

Omg chalissa i cant believe its october 24, i am gonna get cracked.

by thatshrexypig October 23, 2019

October 24th

Savannah Duquette's birthday

"omg do you know what day it is?" "of course i do, its October 24th, Savannah Duquette's birthday, the most amazing person in the word"

by anonymous October 15, 2021

October 21

National go to the park day

Bro it’s October 21 let’s go to the park

by Bella bok October 21, 2019

October 8th

National hug your crush day

Me:hey guess what day it is ?
Her:what day is it

Me:it’s October 8th national hug your crush day

by Hacker jack October 7, 2021