Green Boy

A Die-Hard well groomed, and well dressed Banker/Broker/Trader/Investor/Wall Street Executive etc. who is also an extremely sexy, unbelievably smart, and exceptionally talented Golfer. He expands the economy, and moves the country forward by conducting MASSIVE AMOUNTS of business deals at his swanky country club either on the Course chipping for eagles, or at the Clubhouse with fine dining. He can, and he will marry the hottest chick around, and have endless threesomes as well as foursomes with her, and will grow old all-together happily ever after until the end of time.

Typical Banker: WOW!!! Look at that Brian go!!! He's bogey free for the entire day, and how about that sweet deal to offer $0 commissions to average Investors on Stocks, Stock Options, and ETFs, just so my brokers can get twice as much cash via increased cash deposits!!! YOU GO BIG BRI!!!

Brian: HA!!! YEAH!!!! And Alex the Shankapottamus just got served BIG TIME!!!

60% of females in this world: OMG!!! Brian that Green Chip guy is SOOOOOOO CUUUUTTTTEEEE!!!!! He's everything I ever wanted in a man!!! A Ganker/Bolfer!!!! We're definitely gonna take him home with us!!! Are you girls getting hot, and steamy yet for an incredible Orgy???

by B-Vee in Stocks January 11, 2020

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