God

A guy who talked to a bunch of Jews, Christians, and Muslims, and accidentally caused more deaths than anyone else.

Christian: "My god is right!"
Muslim: "No mine!"
Jew: "No it's mine!"

by Crvddy August 21, 2023

God's Piss

The finest hooch to ever grace the earth. Crafted by the master fermenters Judson and Harrison in the most unexpected of places. If a drop were to ever grace your lips, it would be the closest you would ever get to Heaven in this godless world.

Ayo, its me Vega. Hey Jack and Emily, I got so drunk off Judson and Harrison's God's Piss last night, that I literally thought God.

by NotJudson April 29, 2024

God

Imaginary Sky father

God is not Dead. Only real thing can die.

by Cipkanikolaj December 28, 2018

Are you there God? It's me, Margaret

Used in the first “Deadpool” movie..just before he cuts off his hand to escape and flip of colossus lol basically it doesn’t matter cause ain’t no “god” listening or watching so yolo.. God is a child with football field size ant-farm.. and where deep in the cavern system gents

Do it or don’t.. it’s not like you’d be struck by lightning or turned it to salt.. like Are you there God? It's me, Margaret

by DEZtheDECIMATOR June 4, 2022

God

Some dickhead who was like ‘haha dinosaurs for a laugh.’

Person 1: god, tell me a joke.
God: dinosaur…. Rawr

Person 1: …haha funny haha funny time

by Girls-on-film•=• August 10, 2021

Your god father is a cock sucker

A comeback do leave people stumped

Dan- your mom gay. Andy-your granny tranny. Dan- your god father is a cock sucker

by Retardant on Chicago May 11, 2018

Hiatus with the Gods

“Hiatus with the Gods” is a reference to the popular web comic “Leveling Up with the Gods.” The reference is because the comic has extremely frequent hiatuses, often only 2-4 chapter between them, the fan base has nicknamed the series “Hiatus with the Gods.” Members of the community began to bet (often their balls, their friends’, and their lineage) on whether or not the next chapter would release as scheduled. With people being ‘upset’ when chapter do release on time.

“ I have no words, horrendous, bring back my beloved Hiatus with the Gods.”

“YES FINALLY THE PEAK HIATUS WITH GODS IS BACK !!!”

“Can’t believe betting balls has been what’s holding Hiatus with the Gods together.”

by Oosedamoose August 18, 2025