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Dirty Hanging Wedgie

When you tell your friends you've gotta go take a dump and they grab you, take all your clothes except your underwear, tie you up and hang you from a tree or anything high, and leave you to crap and or pee all over yourself. when your underwear finally rip and you fall on your butt and get crap all over your back. Best if victim has boxer briefs or tighty whities
When my brother was a ninth grader he kept mouthing me.
He got up to go to the restroom so i grabbed him. He knew what I was doing because i had told him about it once.He screamed,"No, No, not a Dirty Hanging Wedgie." I took all his clothes, forced him put on a pair of his old tighty whities, tied his feet and legs with duct tape, and Hung him from the top of our tether-ball pole. I then used the duct tape to make sure he wouldn't slip off. His feet were dangling three feet of the ground. He was up there for 4 hours and wound up crapping himself twice and peed once, before his tighty whities ripped. When he came in he had crap all up and down his back, and was dripping pee everywhere. He hasn't mouthed me since.

Dirty Parody Names 

A fake name derived from a sexual term or phrase where the words are manipulated and mispelled in order to make it look like a real person's name.
Jenna Tools is one of the newest dirty parody names.

dirty don 

An older man who hangs out in bars to leer at people and become inebriated.

Usually distinguished by little to no hair, glasses and bleeding elbows. Whines often.
Here comes Dirty Don in that pumpkin-ass shirt!
dirty don by Nutsacula July 29, 2004

dirty mccormick

The act of taking an ambiguos cutie on a tour of your house during a party and then performing fellatio on him in the unfinished basement. The term can be applied to any sexual activity performed at a party without the guests knowing.
Amber took Andrew downstairs for a Dirty McCormick.
dirty mccormick by gay_clay October 21, 2004

dirty muffler

When after engaging a girl in anal sex, she proceeds to spray diarrhea all over you. It is actually a mix of semen and feces which has an odor similar to very old muffler grease.
I was butt-fucking Pamela after she ate 3 steak soft tacos. Right when I thought things were cool, she blew her dirty muffler all over my cheast. I'll never eat mexican food before sex again.
dirty muffler by EJL Supreme May 16, 2006

Dirty Cheese 

meeting someone in a videogame at a Sonoco then having them make love to your father while taping it. Painful.
I will go Dirty Cheese with my friend.
Dirty Cheese by Jojo ja jumpa June 18, 2008