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Scuba Dating

Scuba Dating
(verb) /ˈsko͞obə ˈdādiNG/

Definition:
A style of romantic involvement where one person dives way too deep, way too fast — forming intense emotional attachments early on, often before really knowing the other person. Like scuba diving without checking your oxygen tank, it’s risky, immersive, and usually ends with someone surfacing too quickly (and getting hurt.)
Example:
"We’d only been on two dates and he told me he could see us getting married. Classic scuba dating."
"She’s sweet, but total scuba — had our future kids named before we even kissed."
by Trizzy T June 30, 2025
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GPS data

A super-specific or overly detailed explanation of where someone was, is, or will be — often used to prove a point, cover your ass, or flex how much you know.
Damn. That’s why you say GPS data.”
by frederik.wrn August 2, 2025
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Ambush Date

An ambush date happens when you're on a date with someone, and unexpectedly their friends, family members, or children show up, expecting to join the date and have you cover all the expenses.
I recently went on a date with a girl I met online, and she pulled an ambush date on me when a couple of her friends showed up, ordered food and drinks, and assumed I would cover the bill for everything.
by Who 'Dis? Who 'Dat? September 5, 2025
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Solo Date

a: Attending a function or going on an outing such as dinner, a movie, or similar activities, alone.

b: A one-on-one date, often called a "solo-plus-one" date, where each person is expected to arrive or be picked up alone, without being accompanied by friends, family, or children.
a: Finishing a long day at work, I decided to treat myself to a solo date with a nice dinner and a movie.

b: After agreeing to what I thought was a solo date with a girl I met online, she showed up to the restaurant with not only her girlfriend but her kids too.
by Who 'Dis? Who 'Dat? September 10, 2025
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decentralized dating

slang for non-monogamous relationships, but explained like a decentralized platform as the metaphor.
by personalhel November 9, 2025
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Female Dating Coach

A feminist who poses as a "dating advisor for men" on Youtube - in order to groom men into worshipping, exalting and prioritizing women under the guise of "dating" - while often charging men a large fee. These "coaches" are extremely patronizing, and assume men will all instantly not only throw money at the coach but take said coach's "advice" in a heartbeat.

A female dating's coach's "advice" will be the same thing over and over again, just worded or portrayed differently. Also, instead of being an actual "coach" they all just recycle other's videos - title and all.

Be wary of comments under these coaches' videos, they will be poorly written shill comments such as "Her coaching is a godsend! I never met women until I bought her coaching".
A female dating coach's advice is basically "Approach every woman you see, love bomb her and ask if you can take her on a date. Okay, my coaching will be $4000 where I tell you the exact same thing."
by RoguePoster December 6, 2025
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Ikea date

Covid isolation blind date where two people would go out to a supermarket or Ikea and spend the day pretending to be married while looking at displays.
Let's have an Ikea date, and we can play house.
by Modern Women December 19, 2025
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