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Simping

Russel is siming for that pole dancing trash whore. He’s not the only one simping for her.
by Hideaway Hoe September 19, 2020
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Simp

A profession where you'll be able to act as someone's personal wallet! It's commonly associated with men who are employed by their lover and their lover's lover. The tasks that they must do to achieve acknowledgment from their lover are the following: continuously defend her even if she was in the wrong, buy her unnecessary amounts of things that she will in the end discard, respect her and her boyfriend, etcetera.
Woman: *says something offensive to another*
The person: *Attempts to verbally defend themselves*
sImPp: "What the f*ck did you just say about her, you little b*tch? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in Navy Seals, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I'm the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but another target. ThAtT woMaNn iS a QuEeN, nEveRr dIsResPeCctT hErR aGaINn yOu LiTtlE sHh*tT."
by ThiccPope May 7, 2020
mugGet the Simpmug.

Simp

Your such a simp!”

Stop simping over her!”
by JuiceFruits April 25, 2020
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SIMP

It's just Lorcan.
He's a SIMP
by He'sASimp March 27, 2023
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Simp

An act of being fucking gay for some girl
Anthony! Stop fucking simping for her and have a makeout session with the boys.
by a strand of ramen named zach November 18, 2020
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Simp

some dude who will go out of his way to please a girl who wants nothing to do with him
usually associated with the name :Ryder
me: yo why do you keep simping again?
simp king: Because I'm really stupid and need pussay
by hotsaucepeehole February 17, 2020
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simp

by thatmakeek January 10, 2022
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