knocked a bag off

the end result of masturbating, jizz

i knocked a bag off on your mother last night and she loved it.

by twow October 17, 2013

off your cadoova

off your cadoova: insane, foolish (aussie slang)

"You have gone right off your cadoova."
By P. G. WODEHOUSE

by wizzkind January 7, 2012

sawn off sausage

a cat's anus (resembles a sausage cut in two?)

he's licking his sawn off sausage

by sawnoffsausage February 22, 2011

get off the games

The ultimate phrase to use when somebody is using their Chromebook and you feel like just annoying them a bit

JP get off the games

by Db_Studioss May 31, 2023

Ambidextrous Jerk Off

One who can masterbate equally with either hand.

Did you just walk in on Matt? He was going to town on himself with each hand. He’s a truly talented ambidextrous jerk off. Unfortunately, he always makes a mess that someone has to clean up.

by Roger's Not Here January 26, 2023

breeze off the weiner

The smell at Q2 stadium in Austin, TX when the wind changes and you smell TLoc's Sonoran hot dogs.

Oooo wee! The Breeze off the Weiner got me hungry!

by tdb_atx June 16, 2021

Off-Season Santa

The fully-bearded dude that drives around in a convertible mustang with a trunk full of dope.

Hey, did you score some smack?
Naww. But I did rustle up some serious meth from that Off-Season Santa over there!

by YAWA December 30, 2021