Simp

a simp is a guy (sometimes a girl) that is in love and will go out of their way to keep that girl and put her before everyone else.

“hey bro you are straight simpin”
“yeah ik i like her a lot”

by itzyaboomerbitch March 28, 2020

simp

The main distinguishing feature of any simp is that they have empathy only towards the opposite sex (one-sided).

Consequently they tend to: be in favor (or pro-) opposite sex, interpret everything in the opposite sex's favor; xenophobically hate their own sex (all penis holders are evil by default, half of the time other simps are exempt from this) with or without hating themselves for being of that sex; more often than not be submissive to the opposite sex, place the opposite sex on a pedestal.
They can have any personality, body, appearance, smv, success, money..; consequently the more of these things they possess the more "authority fallacy" may be exerted in support of this bias.

What a simp!

by veinsofgold October 5, 2020

Simp

Fergus Henry

Fergus Henry is a nitty simp bitch!

by Bigdickwieland June 28, 2020

SIMP

suckaz idolizing mediocre pussy

F’ing simp ass mofo

by Jbozmann February 1, 2023

SIMP

Sorta Ingenious Magic Pencil

Man, you draw really well, or is that a SIMP?

by Dwarf Barbarian June 28, 2022

Simp

Another way for boys and men to insult other boys and men for being friendly and kind to women. This is a term used to continue misogyny and an extreme hatred for women and a way to enhance the toxicity of men. It is a word that will debilitate boys and men for years to come. Bring back being a gentleman, not a fucking idiot.

When I use the word simp to insult another boy or man, I point out how I am a fucking imbecile who hates women.

by ThePh.D April 7, 2023

simp king

the biggest simp of them all, but of a door mat for the girl he simps for.

sam rhea is the simp king.

by differentgravey2 June 22, 2020