by LilPac23 December 21, 2016

by Hasyotootes. September 20, 2019

A juice-squirter is a person who has more physical reactivity than brains. The brains may disproportionately be constituted of extra blood vessels and other non-thinking matter, rather than actual functioning neural networks.
Say ANYTHING or give ANY information to a juice-squirter. The juice-squirter will always assume a personal reaction, and then have an episode of feelings and emotions that last for ages.
Juice squirters, when they're not looking for approval or making displays, are usually trying to get reactions out of others, in an attempt to soften them up for domination, while creating a sense of safety, because they cannot actually be of real social value, or truly decent people at all, ultimately.
Say ANYTHING or give ANY information to a juice-squirter. The juice-squirter will always assume a personal reaction, and then have an episode of feelings and emotions that last for ages.
Juice squirters, when they're not looking for approval or making displays, are usually trying to get reactions out of others, in an attempt to soften them up for domination, while creating a sense of safety, because they cannot actually be of real social value, or truly decent people at all, ultimately.
Example:
"Every time *name* would have a conversation with someone, or do anything requiring paying attention, he would immediately start to gush and spout totally uncomposed thoughts. *Name* was one example of a type of idiot called a juice-squirter."
A juice-squirter's commentary:
"If inheritance qualifies one for office, intelligence cannot be a requirement" - John Kenneth Galbraith
"If you're going through hell, keep going." - Winston Churchill, a juice-squirter with some extra fat for thinking in his brain...or someplace.
"Every time *name* would have a conversation with someone, or do anything requiring paying attention, he would immediately start to gush and spout totally uncomposed thoughts. *Name* was one example of a type of idiot called a juice-squirter."
A juice-squirter's commentary:
"If inheritance qualifies one for office, intelligence cannot be a requirement" - John Kenneth Galbraith
"If you're going through hell, keep going." - Winston Churchill, a juice-squirter with some extra fat for thinking in his brain...or someplace.
by DanZhukovin October 2, 2019

by Kim Slejdet May 1, 2019

by YoungMoody October 8, 2023

by Gahskull Thraka July 16, 2022

Named after murderer O.J. Simpson, to be orange juiced means to be acquitted after half-decapitating your girlfriend, torturing her friend to death, and run from the police in your friend's bronco.
"Well, it is finally official: Murder is legal in the state of California." - Norm Macdonald upon hearing of O.J. being orange juiced
by Ojdiditandepsteinkilledhimself January 15, 2022
