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Green Waffle

Noun. An evolved vagina wherein a traditional blue waffle has manifested into gangrene, scalded skin syndrome, and Stevens-Johnson syndrome all rolled into one.
Kevin: Hey man, did you vote for Kamala?
Joe: Fuck no! I hate that queefing Green Waffle cunt!
by Jack-the-stripper-ripper April 24, 2025
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green milk

a phrase uttered by geometry dash player goldentg for an unknown reason
by guy number 7 April 25, 2025
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Green Genie

To fart into near empty water bottle, and wait for somebody to open it.
“Green Genie Richard’s water bottle.”
by iiLibra April 28, 2025
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Batman Glowing Green

The universally most common solution to a problem, the way Batman is always holding kryptonite to beat Superman. Used to take the place of a longer answer that is generally already known.
Addict: "I struggle with addiction."
Non-addict: "Batman Glowing Green."
by Dr. Mangoman April 29, 2025
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Green Lantern Ring Pop

"Green Lantern Ring Pop" describes the act of sticking a ring pop in a women's asshole while having intercourse and then reciting the Green Lantern Oath.
Hal: I pretended her asshole was my Lantern and performed the Green Lantern Ring Pop.
John: What the fuck is wrong with you man.
by Her_boyfriend May 5, 2025
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Greening off

When you jerk off too hard while you are high
What’s up, babe? What are you doing? Oh not much just greening off!!!
by Henry245 May 8, 2025
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