Frisk: go to hell.
Burger Pants: I can't go to hell. I'm all out of vacation days.
Frisk: what the hell?
Burger Pants: I can't go to hell. I'm all out of vacation days.
Frisk: what the hell?
by The True Manchild October 14, 2025

When the number pi looks so different when she dresses up in various typefaces or fonts (regular, italic, bold, bold-italic)—her facial expression or mood changes in different typographical settings.
Unlike in Helvetica or Times New Roman, the number pi looks quasi-unrecognizable in Avenir Next, be it in regular, italic, or bold. They’re not being critical when they commented that not all pi’s are created equal.
by Fasters November 17, 2022

Man: I'll be there in 10 minutes
*30 minutes later*
Man: I'm here
Woman: you took all four of the evers
*30 minutes later*
Man: I'm here
Woman: you took all four of the evers
by SterbenUniverse December 19, 2016

A Nosy person who thinks you are infatuated with them being "all up on their dick" but you are not !!!!! so they are the one who actually is doing this making the girl accused looking like the guilty one when secretly it is just his desire of wanting her to be infatuated with him 😛
Guy says " Girl why are you all up on my dick?"
Girl comes back at him saying "Nah, Boy why are you all up in my pussy?"
Girl comes back at him saying "Nah, Boy why are you all up in my pussy?"
by Bettiex page January 18, 2021

It As All The White Long Lasko Rotator Fans That Angel Hellstrom Jose Robles Will Process For Eternity
It As All The White Long Lasko Rotator Fans That Angel Hellstrom Jose Robles Will Process For Eternity
by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim April 15, 2025

When ur literally that bored that u literally go out the homepage to copy and paste words into the search bar.
…
There’s a goat gif at the bottom if ur still bored.
Or just copy “ All the definitions on Urban Dictionary were written by people just like you. Now's your chance to add your own!” again. Do whatever just stop doing stupid shit on urban Dictionary.
There’s a goat gif at the bottom if ur still bored.
Or just copy “ All the definitions on Urban Dictionary were written by people just like you. Now's your chance to add your own!” again. Do whatever just stop doing stupid shit on urban Dictionary.
by Fatso fucker August 31, 2023

by anna bernom January 20, 2023
