Taylor Smith 

Absolutely the best person you will be lucky to know. Taylor Smith will engage you in the most interesting conversations of your life. Everything is fascinating to anaylize when you ponder life with Taylor Smith. You will stay up until 1am at Village Inn sipping coffee because everything else is closed and you can't get enough of Taylor Smith. This is the best person to share you secrets and dreams with because not only will they listen carefully, they will support you and make you feel like a magic wizard that is succeeding in life. Taylor Smith sometimes speaks like a pikey and will make you laugh with schwifty facial expressions. Taylor Smith's favorite slushie flavor is Mt Dew

"Hey why are you stressing ? Just talk to Taylor Smith. They are the best listener."

DeeDee: "Taylor, do you want to marry me?"

Taylor Smith: "heck yep!"

DeeDee: "You make me feel like the luckiest person this side of the Milky Way, Taylor Smith!"

Taylor Smith by AtchkeyThedumsious June 4, 2018

take a crosby 

A restroom break, usually 15 minutes or more, in which an employee takes a long, leisurely shit, relishing the fact that it is on company time and he is being paid for it.

"Have you seen Corey? We need to get these orders out today." "He's in the bathroom, taking a crosby."

Man, I am sick of working for this company. Time to go take a crosby.

take a crosby by Muscoffo August 15, 2015

talissa 

beautiful, smart, cute, passionate, and caring girl that has a punk rocker-ish style. kind of shy but in a sexy way. gets all the guys. Hot body, and great in bed. ;) usually has really cool colored hair that looks nice.

Talissa is everything goals

talissa by amirelkarou69 June 29, 2016

Có khi nào ở nơi đâu đó nhìn về quá khứ của hai ta 

Instead of Rickroll, you play this cringy vietnamese song to raid the discord Elites server made by Admin 'Supreme': Gobble, aka 'Patrick Hanoi'.

Patrick: What sup guys today we playing Roblox with our friends.
Probot: /play: Có khi nào ở nơi đâu đó nhìn về quá khứ của hai ta, em có, biếttttttttttttttttttt...ớớớớớớớớớớớớơợớớớ.

Có khi nào ở nơi đâu đó nhìn về quá khứ của hai ta by DucHuy-peasant February 28, 2022

warning tap 

knocking on the door before you barge in on roommate having sex

I gave him a warning tap; unfortunately, the door was unlocked.

warning tap by word analyst May 7, 2016

Greasy taco 

Naughty boy
Aka the fat greasy ass crusty pedophile that looks like a fucking potato

Naughty boys looks like a greasy taco

Greasy taco by Mr.ballsack May 8, 2015

taco bell

What to eat if you want to turn your ass into Mount St.Helens. Why mount St.Helens you ask? Because it turns your shit into liquid explosive that blasts out your asshole at such high speeds it will take out anything in its path. It has been said that taco bell shits can literally blow the toilet right out from under you. The feeling that results from this shit volcano is a burning asshole that feels like it has been ripped apart.
The following steps are what lead to the explosion.
1.Go to Taco Bell and order a grilled stuffed burrito.
2.Leave Taco Bell full and feeling rather shitty.
3.Get home and start to feeling the rumbling stomach the represents the earthquake before the volcano.
4.Run to the bathroom desperately clinching you buttcheeks together.
5.Get to toilet sit down.
6.EXPLODE SHIT all over your toilet bowl, ass cheeks, and nut sack.
7.Wipe your ass extra well, and possibly follow with a shower.

I ate Taco Bell, and an hour later my ass erupted into a violent explosion splattering shit in every direction onto my toilet bowl.

taco bell by explosive poopy March 2, 2010