fair stick

Bob: hey bro you going to the work breakfast function today?
James: nah man I got the turps last night and I'm crook as a dog now.

Bob: haha ahh fair stick bro
by Elvo December 18, 2016
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PIP stick

A term used in Scotland for a crutch which someone uses to help back up their personal independent payment benefits claim.
Look at that scrounging bastard wi' his PIP stick, and there's fuck all the matter with his leg, he was playing football yesterday!
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buttcheek on a stick

when something hurts really bad
"dude, that hurt like a buttcheek on a stick,"
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Dickie Stick

When a male teacher leans over to help his student and his penis touches them and pricks them through his clothes
Oh man that Mr. Smith gave Beth some real dickie stick in biology yesterday
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jesus stick

Hey Bobbie, can I see your Jesus stick for a sec?
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Malarkey stick

A stick to conduct orchestrated malarkey or point out obvious malarkey.
I enjoy pointing out bitches bull shit with my malarkey stick.
by Venomhead January 29, 2019
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