bless your heart

An old or southern woman's excuse to insult people without being rude.

Old lady-That little girl has a face only a mother could love. Bless her little heart.

Southern woman-Your mother is a whore who sleeps around. Bless your heart.

by holly the ginger kid. June 21, 2007

pounding your flounder

The act of masturbation.

"Did you get caught pounding your flounder when your parents came down for the family orgasm"

by echzthskltiu March 21, 2009

mowing your lawn

attempting to pick up someone else's girlfriend/interest, used in the third party state.

Jesse, look at that guy, he's mowing your lawn!

by the urbanizer December 4, 2003

Your tie is crooked!

You're crazy! (or) You're out of your mind!

If you think I'm falling for the old shortsheeted bed trick, your tie is crooked!

by kaos42 May 27, 2007

eat your food

Not to be confused with being cut or sliced buck fifty, eat your food is a slang phrase meaning to be stabbed once or repeatly in anger with a shank, knife, filed toothbrush or any other sharp object with the intent to kill.

If I catch you looking at me like that again, I'm going to make you eat your food.

by Heist January 21, 2005

Your Dads Ass

An insult to replace "your mum"

Where should we go for dinner ?

"Your Dads Ass"

What's the biggest planet ?

"Your dad's ass "

by Jointy Smokes July 4, 2018

Pop your corn

Similar to popping one's cherry. But but the term is concerned on how long the corn takes to pop, the butter takes to melt, and what kind of corn is being popped.

A man asked this hooker, "Can I pop your corn?" The man then proceded to pop the hookers kettle corn within 30 seconds, but he didn't butter it until 2 minutes later.

by Shmoil January 15, 2014