Dog Penis

Kombucha

Aunty Hersha, why you drink dog penis??

by otterssuck2010 October 26, 2020

flute dog

(Translated from Castilian Spanish language: Perro Flauta)

Someone who hides his/her idiocy with unnecessarily high, complex, and undecipherable language

See: smartass, smart aleck, pseudo-intellectual

C.S. Lewis, Friedrich Nietzsche, Karl Marx, and Vicky Prasetyo is a few of Flute Dogs

by Sir. B November 1, 2020

Dying Dog

An uncooked meal for Chinese people

Dying Dog hahahahahahahahahahaha!

by Virginity_makr 69 November 5, 2020

Dagwood dogging

An act in which a man preforms anal and his partner proceeds to try to push their shit out and causes the poo to cover the penis like batter, like a Dagwood dog.

Dude, you won’t believe what my girlfriend did to me last night! We were doing anal and before I knew it she started Dagwood dogging me

by Yung Fartbox October 8, 2020

choking the dog

Inserting an object into your ass while masturbating.

I used a flashlight while choking the dog today before work

by SStampley July 21, 2013

dog squat

Dog squat is like horse or bull shit only smaller. When a person is just fibbing or embellishing a story and not outright lying it's dog squat.

Bill claims he out ran the police in his Covair, that's a whole batch of Dog Squat!

by Class clown October 17, 2013

fate dog

1. one who is completely and utterly a failure. i.e. fat chick trying to run.

2. A person who sucks a fucking pussy.

3. you're a fate dog when you try, but fail on an epic level

look at that fat ugly bitch, what a fate dog.

by Fatal HK August 6, 2011