mom up

To do the things that only a mom can do.

I need to mom up & clean this pile of dog poop on the carpet that my son got a wiff of while torturing his sister by attempting to put her face in it then proceeded to vomit on top of said poop.

by SexyNurse August 7, 2017

your mom

fattest being in existence

dude A: bro your mom so fat she'd probably sit on a whale and its bones be broker than your wallet ngl
dude B: no cap

by Cloudy_yduolC March 18, 2022

Ur Mom.

A comeback to win every argument ever.

Person 1: Hey Joe what are you doing tonight?
Person 2: Ur Mom.

Person 1: Hey I have some leftovers do you want some?
Person 2: Nah, ill just have ur Mom.

by anonymous January 19, 2021

mom

somthing u dont have

mom

by rjan April 13, 2022

Mom

A mom is someone who LOVES you and would do any thing for. They will rase you and protect you at all cost and will forever love you even when your mad at her. She will help you and guid you though any thing even if it means takeing the day off the will correct you and help you make good choices.....
Mom are your life time best friend and I love that

There are none every one loves there mom

by Thatonegirl1133 May 1, 2018

Mom

Someone that gives birth to you just to control you.

Mom: "Can you do the dishes?"

You: "What happened when I wasn't being born?"

Mom: "Watch that sass!"

You: "Okay."

Mom: "No back talking!"

You: "I- WHAT-"

by shoe laces July 20, 2021

Mom

Haha I saw her last night;)

Hey Will, Your mom makes good Waffles!42

by Mommy123:) February 8, 2019