life

Something you don't have

Person 1: do u have a life
Person 42: unlike u
Everyone except P1 and P42: OHHHH

by memed42 May 13, 2019

life

its a curse

life is a curse

by Demonic_Duck May 14, 2019

Nash's 3 laws of life

1) You can have a beer wherever you like

2) You can have a spliff wherever you like

3) You can have a line wherever you like

If anyone tries to tell you otherwise they can fuck off

"Hey man you were right! I started living by Nash's 3 laws of life just last week and now I've applied for a new job, I'm out of debts and life is amazing."

"You're meaning to tell me you haven't heard of Nash's 3 laws of life? Have you been living under a rock?"

by DGdon May 14, 2019

No lifing it

Those who people Pokemon go all day everyday since the game came out

Should I use one of these stones to upgrade magmas

Do u know how to get ice Eevee and the leaf Eevee

I gotta use your hack

I play Pokémon go everyday

Those who play people Pokémon go and don’t have a life are called no lifing it

by The truth31 May 17, 2019

Life

Something that can rarely be found in humanity.

Why are you always looking for internet slangs? Go get a life!

by PotatoWithADictionary May 18, 2019

P.L.E. (professional life experimenter)

A person who always does and never doesn’t. When presented with the opportunity to try something this person is all in. The results often end in more failures than succeses but in the end lead to a richer life and a more rounded person.

Man, That Bill Perkins guy will try anything, he is a P.L.E. (professional life experimenter)

by Beaglecaptain March 23, 2019

Life

If yo Are Confused lIfe is the condition that distinguishes animals and plants from inorganic matter, including the capacity for growth, reproduction, functional activity, and continual change preceding death. AHAHHAHAHHAHHAHHAHHA Jokeing Life Sucks

bruh life is dumb

by IOOF God April 1, 2019