by Xylevan May 11, 2025
(Not to be confused with the song "Midnight Rocks" by Al Stewart) Midnight Rock is a music genre that consists of very calm rock music that you would play between midnight and three in the morning while driving on a dimly illuminated and empty highway.
Person 1: "Man, I sure do love listening to Who's Crying Now by Journey while cruisin' down the highway in the middle of the night."
Person 2: "Oh, you seem like someone who would enjoy Midnight Rock."
Person 2: "Oh, you seem like someone who would enjoy Midnight Rock."
by MincinMan February 01, 2025
Slowest in the Mario Kart community, twerks ass, and has the shittiest lines known to man. Often known for backing his own teammates and indiving shock.
by gamercreeper999 April 16, 2022
by pissypiss February 21, 2021
When a company hires musicians to make rock and roll.
The rock typically sounds like something you'd hear in a 2000s teen's movie or a commercial.
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Guy 1 "Did you hear that music in the commercial?"
Guy 2 "Yeah, it sounded like Corporate rock, I swore I also heard in some shitty teen's movie"
Guy 2 "Yeah, it sounded like Corporate rock, I swore I also heard in some shitty teen's movie"
by dghgt October 19, 2023
A person who enjoys violently rubbing their hard-on between an extremely obese female’s back rolls. Someone of this type, could even possess a fetish for such rolls that leads to intense arousal.
Omg, Dan! I can’t believe you fucked Amy’s back rolls! She’s like 300 pounds! AND you broke her bed doing it! You’re such a rock n’ roll packer
by Dave543210 February 14, 2018
-a blessing to the binding of Isaac players
-sitting on a couch, depressed and eating ice cream procrastinating on your project that is 80 FUCKING OF YOUR GRADE and watching the office on repeat while crying
-sitting on a couch, depressed and eating ice cream procrastinating on your project that is 80 FUCKING OF YOUR GRADE and watching the office on repeat while crying
1-DAMN ROCK BOTTOM IN THE FIRST SECRET ROOM ??? FUCK YEAH
2- I want to kill myself my life has hit rock bottom have no will or determination left
2- I want to kill myself my life has hit rock bottom have no will or determination left
by TheMilkUrDadLeftForSince February 23, 2022