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one eyed turtle

The one eyed turtle is when a woman uses the head of her partners penis and masturbates with it, the way a woman might use a dildo. Can be used as forplay or preformed until orgasim is achieved.
Your wife or girlfriend will cum again and again if you give her the one eyed turtle
by Tracy L B May 30, 2008
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One Horse Pony

The flim flam that pony soldiers say in the hoosegow.
C'mon man! That flim flam is from the hoosegow and a one horse pony!
by Sully McCockleshank December 23, 2020
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One of those people

“Those people” are the best kind of people. They do and says things without a filter which may come off as rude or strange to others at first. “Those people” are the great to be around because they never judge you or want to hurt you. There is truth in everything they say.
Tina: your friend Rachael is kind of weird
Alex: nah she’s just one of those people
by Lilo Bokk August 2, 2021
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One Man Jar

A gross out Internet video of a man killing himself by sticking a jar into his rectum. After he falls to the floor, the jar shatters and blood is falling threw his rectum.
One Man Jar is Horrible!!!
by halla3 June 15, 2011
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one hitter quitter

a person who fakes like a stoner but takes one hit (of a joint) and then says how high they are and won't smoke any more
"oh jon's just a one hitter quitter- don't smoke with him"
by lauren August 30, 2003
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Stomp one out

'To stomp one out' a term used to refer to going to the toilet to do a shit.
Mark, i'll be back soon... Just going to go "Stomp one out"....
by mrenigma2010 March 19, 2010
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One from the pump

To achieve a point of intoxication that if one were to consume another beverage, one would likely get alcohol poisoning and need to have his/her stomach pumped.

Being "one from the pump" can be characterized by blackouts, shitting one's undergarments, contracting an STD, and numerous bruises.
Rob:"Remember when you had a bath with Becky last night?"
Kev: "WTF! Becky is my cousin. You ain't serious?"
Rob: "Yeah man...you were like one from the pump."
by scoop88 December 6, 2009
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