a person with a big dick
by jjayyyislagging July 10, 2021
Get the Johnmug. john is a person who thinks he’s very funny, but in fact, sexist and racist jokes are just sexist and racist. he’s either an old man, or a middle school boy.
“hey, have you heard of the guy who makes homophobic, sexist and racist jokes?”
“do you mean that middle school boy named john?”
“yes, i forgot his name because it’s so basic.”
“do you mean that middle school boy named john?”
“yes, i forgot his name because it’s so basic.”
by mycatisbetterthanyours January 28, 2022
Get the johnmug. To have you or a member of your team go alone without backup against an opposing team of 4 or more... and then winning.
1: There's no way you can take them all on. Everyone else is dead.
2: Watch me. I'm gonna John McClane 'em.
2: Watch me. I'm gonna John McClane 'em.
by dieharddiehardlover May 27, 2024
Get the John McClanemug. A school in Hyannis, Massachusetts that is full of either bisexual/art/drama/musical kids, jocks that play hockey or football, or just chill people that were forced to go there. they also have a terrible reputation of being preppy and rich but the school literally looks and is shit.
by dvproductions64@gmail.com February 10, 2020
Get the Saint John Paul the Second High Schoolmug. A very nice guy whole like fucking on a green couch and getting sweat on his face from his big ex girlfriends at lib.
by chickenhender100202 June 28, 2019
Get the john workmanmug. A mythical man, commonly sighted in the halls of the Grange academy technical department reciting the FEEDSCAM analysis.
John is a prestigious man, although his almost legendary reputation has brought on many assassination attempts including Cammy G’s notorious attempt to neutralise John Via the brick through window technique
John is a prestigious man, although his almost legendary reputation has brought on many assassination attempts including Cammy G’s notorious attempt to neutralise John Via the brick through window technique
by Sir John Cree December 10, 2019
Get the John Creemug. by lawrencexxxxxxxxxxx November 2, 2018
Get the John Simmonsmug.