The John Green Special

Being, in a given moment, simultaneously filled inescapable sadness and unwavering hope/joy.

The person I was deeply in love with for over a year rejected me but the letter they wrote as a rejection was the most beautiful and affirming thing anyone has ever said to me, really feeling the John Green Special right now.

by PossibleDefiner February 6, 2024

john mulder

John Mulder is a mythical man whose relationship with Lennox is rumoured to be gay

Gerry- You think john mulder’s straight?

Jerry- Is John even real?

by Gay Lord Steam Bath January 20, 2020

John

John is short. Very short. Super de duper short. He dosent like when you pat his head. He locks your locker when he rages. And when he says goodbye he says it in a very obnoxious way. But we all love him no matter what. SHORT LIVES MATTER!!!!!

Chloe: is that John?
Emma: where I can’t see him
Chloe: he’s down there
Emma: oh looks like the angry elf is back at it again locking my locker

by MensSize13Nikes November 4, 2019

John Samuel

John ...this name is used by more of the population in Christian ..this define him to .
A god worshipers Jesus Christ ..
They known for Intelligence, innovative persons , introvert,craziness , helping nature ,caring fellow...

He have u met ever John Samuel he is ....very caring person he helps me alot in my work...

by Crazy fellow. 12345 November 23, 2021

John Douglas

That cunt with the fucked knee.

Also eats poo from the pan

Man 1 - Whos that man with the sore knee eating poo

Man 2 - oh its just classic john douglas

by Heisenberg_Fan1994 January 30, 2023

John Yakuza

he is kiryu kazuma but people just call him john yakuza

"Do you know the main character from the hit games The Like A Dragon series?"
"Yes its John Yakuza"
"Kill Yourself you worthless piece of shit"

by makimer March 4, 2024

The John D. Theory

Any object, substance, or person has been created or built by a man/woman named John/Joan D. Whatever they created takes the place of their last name.

The John D. Theory is as follows: John D. Earth, also known as God, created the Earth.

by Kyle Ninneman February 28, 2020