Uncle Finger

A game your uncle plays with you as a child when you sit on his lap and a mysterious finger enters your butthole but his hands are over your eyes.

"Dude I played Uncle Finger last night and something was totally there, it was so trippy."

by KleverJester October 10, 2018

fish stick finger lady

A lady who’s fingers smell like fish sticks because she’s a lesbian who plays to much

Oo joses girl is a fish stick finger lady

by Fish stick finger lady October 14, 2018

Canadian finger blaster

when you go to tim hortons and order a extra large black coffee, pour the hot coffe into your girlfreinds vagina then fill the empty cup with moose shit and freeze it, then shove the Canadian finger blaster filled with frozen moose shit up your girfreinds asshole

man that canadian finger blaster made my girlfreind squirt last night

by aheadbyacentury October 25, 2018

finger jesters

A small whimsical clown, approximately the size of a hand, that has fingers for legs.

The gentleman called 911 because his neighbor was yelling and making finger jesters.

by DispatchHell November 10, 2018

Papa Finger

The act of fingering yourself while saying "I'm proud of you" over and over again

I'm gonna papa finger myself with a beer tonight.

by Benjiebooce July 7, 2017

finger dragon

When u finger amiyah's pussy

I just finger dragon amiyah

by 12345678910pussy July 13, 2017

Jewy Fingers

An individual who is perpetually stingy financially and is incredibly nonathletic. These individuals are not necessarily intelligent, but are excellent decision makers. They often excel in the workplace, able to type at incredibly fast speeds, and are inexplicably found attractive by women.

Want to invite Tim to play monopoly with us?
Nah, he's got jewy fingers.

by Slim_peter July 23, 2017