smarty cunt

also known as (smart ass) dad used it this is milliganus

stop being a smarty cunt

ha ha smart cunt

by jim milligan aka skillz aka piper June 9, 2004

coke cunt

One that retrieves a coca-cola for her man on a regular basis. Similar to a beer bitch.

Yo bro, need a drink? My girl will get you one, she's the coke cunt tonight.

by Yolie July 27, 2007

Cunt Job

A person that has done a horrible job, or is in your face about something they know nothing about. Think about the acronym "C.U.N.T" (cant understand normal thinking) but as applied to a particular gesture or "job".

That fucking cunt job was in my face about what im doing.

Yeah, Joe/Sue doesn't know dick about how to do that, he/she is a cunt job.

by Kre8orofchaos March 15, 2009

cunt taxi

A car that is popular with women or homosexuals.

First man "What car do you drive?", second man "A Porsche Boxter" first man "You wouldn't catch me driving around in a cunt taxi"

by Paul Carey August 30, 2007

cunt whore

A person trying to get some of that cuntthey are a whore for it and bend over backwords.
also meens lesbian when said to a woman

God damnit man your such a cunt whore

DAMN BITCH your a cunt whore

by /HellRaizer May 19, 2006

cunt rag

Derived from the greek word "cuntus-ragus-maximus".
Noun- Used when the human species (especially, but not limited to, the female variety) is in peak ovulating season. The "cunt rag" is placed between the legs of the female, just underneath the cottage cheese.

Used to describe a person who is of particular annoyance. "Johnny, you are being a cunt rag !!!" exclaimed Naomi.

by Daniel Lorks aka Lorky Loo September 22, 2006

Cunt Pipe

A Rare form of vagina deformation(found in every 1/1000000 girls)which has several spike-shooting pipes which protrude 3-4 inches from the labia of the vag.
-Discovered by 011v3r N13m4nn, M4c L1nG0u$t4, AND D3r3K N1153n In LG, CA, CATS

Commonly used as an adjective for a girl who doesn't put out well.

Last night i fucked this crazy chick, she had a fuckin' cunt pipe man.

Dude i am so pissed, last night i was gonna get some but my girlfriend was such a cunt pipe.

by Oliver, Derek, Max February 3, 2008