long island 2×4

When you're getting fucked and he randomly pulls out a fucking 2×4 and sticks that bitch up your ass and it comes out of your mouth

My man gave me the Long island 2×4 and blood has been squirting out of my ass ever since. I think I have cancer. So life's pretty good right now.

by Lil j Coco Puffs January 30, 2018

Team Fortress 2

Team Fortress 2 is an Online First-person Hat Simulator.

To play the game you only need 3 things:
humor
Time
And a lot of Money

Well...if ya wan't to waste money...play Team Fortress 2!

When you haven't any Hats in Team Fortress 2...you screwed

by ILIKEEINHORNS January 3, 2017

Untrained 2 go

Means to be the opposite of "Trained 2 go"

You get to play/mess all day with people who are Untrained 2 go, they aren't "bout it" or about their business & they haven't the slightest bit of preparation.

by Junior's World January 27, 2017

Soft 2

Diarrhea.

I laid a soft 2 on her chest and then smeared it all over her face.

by Asassinsneed August 23, 2012

2 pra frente, quadrado bola

Doing the sexual act, a guy uses his finger instead of his penis. But the girl don´t know about that.

He lied to me, he used the 2 pra frente, quadrado bola

by Doro_mosque June 21, 2012

Christmas 2

A second christmas holliday that was started by people who wish there was more than one, and who wish for one that doesn't have a lot of materalism in it.
Christmas 2 is celebrated on June 25th, that is exactly 6 months after christmas 1 or as some people call it christmas.

What do you think you a get for christmas 2 ?

by Judge dredd7 January 5, 2012

1 , 2

To punch with one fist and then the other

If he keeps trying to start drama he's ganna get the 1 , 2

by McCakes February 24, 2011