John

A big black buff nigga who rapes people named Shogo. He's an academic weapon who's 100 pounds of pure muscle and his dick is 1000 inches big. He can also steal anyone's girl

damn have y'all ever heard of John i heard he can steal yo girl

by big king john November 21, 2023

DEAR JOHN

Saying "Dear John" singnifies your a bitch who would leave John for litterally no reason, when you could have just explained your situation, leaving both you and "John" separate from the one you love for the rest of your lives.

Dear John, Im a fucking stupid bitch.

by Godddddamng it November 30, 2021

John Underwood

EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEee
goes to sutton and play basketball
has a dog
lives in atlanta

john underwood is cool

by jundewo2815 March 27, 2019

John

This one guy I know

Hey I saw John on the weekend

by Konitherobot September 14, 2020

John

Some fucking asshole that will steal all your girls. Good at giving head tho. Enjoy that 50 bucks John.

Oh yes John 🥵

by Daddy Swedosh December 2, 2019

Johns

The last name of someone who is a procrastinator

Omg that’s Craig Johns and his granddaughter Hailey their last name is Johns so you know they procrastinate

by Life360 March 31, 2020

John

A really shit dad, like... a narcissistic egomaniacal cunt who can't keep his dick in his pants

John? Yeah... he has like 28 kids...
What? 28? How do his kids even handle that?

They don't.

by Perhapsitsautism July 2, 2025