Joe

Joe is a Keter class SCP that resides in the foundation Site - REDACTED. SCP REDACTED is a anomaly that i the cause of many fatalities around the world. It containment is made with lithium and sound proof walls along with the floors. "Joe" is SCP REDACTED's nickname, as it says this when hunting prey. During a hunt, "Joe" will target the nearest living being or human, and will transform as a friend or family. It will then proceed to ask a simple question, "Do you Joe is?" The prey will be forced to respond with "Who's Joe?" SCP Joe will respond with, "Joe mama" and the prey will be eradicated from existence. SCP Joe requires to be put underground in Site REDACTED and far enough that no sound can ever get through.

PREVENTION MEASURES

SCP Joe requires the following:

Ear protection

Sound proof walls

Nuetrallizer.

SCP Joe will attack if provoked when hunting or not. It targets head protection as that covers how it hunts prey.

Joe: Hey!

Victim: Hi!

Joe: By any chance, do you know who Joe is?

Victim Who's Joe?

Joe: Joe mama

*distant screaming*

by NoWhyWhatWhoCares September 3, 2021

Joe

Another term for a joint or marijuana cigarette.

Light up that joe, bruh, and pass it.

by JoeTheJoeSmokah420 August 8, 2020

Cup of Joe

My possession is so vague that I don't know if it is a liability or an asset.

I have a Cup of Joe but am so inexperienced that I don't know how to use it and in case of emergency it could be taken away and used against me.

by anonymous July 14, 2022

Joe Biden

Joe Biden is a Naked Cyclist Pig who worships Stephen Hawking and Perrell Brown

Person 1: VOTE FOR JOE BIDEN, BIDEN 2024
Person 2: ew no, joe biden like to ride his bike naked in public

by comma4 April 5, 2024

Sleepy Joe

A term popularized by TikToks of Donald Trump, Barack Obama, and Joe Biden. It is used to call someone always tired. Base off of Joe Biden poking fun at his age resulting in "power naps."

Bro, todd looks very tired, he is like sleepy joe.

by sewey69000 March 6, 2023

Joe Niemic

When you can't stop blowing dudes in jobsite port-o-johns.

That fat guy over there is such a Joe Niemic

by Thatfatguyjoe242 June 18, 2019

Joe the Plumber

a term that was used in the 2008 final presidential debate to describe somebody that works hard and is worried about the economy of our coutry.

We all need to follow the example of Joe the Plumber to make America a better country economically

by da gloria February 21, 2009