They are a bunch of spoiled little white kids who fuck anything they see, from a dog (literally happened) to a tree, or even a real-life girl if they are lucky. If they are in a relationship they are more than likely cheating. They say the n-word so much that you need to do a double-take on what year this is. Other than that, in their free time they vape and smoke marijuana.
"This guy got me high, and I let him hit just to find out he has a girlfriend of 2 years"
"Was he one of those Cranford Guys"
"Yeah..."
"Was he one of those Cranford Guys"
"Yeah..."
by lastloss November 5, 2023
Get the Cranford Guysmug. by Tostado_ August 22, 2022
Get the alive guymug. This means in sex a nice guy, or good guy will wait for the girl to arrive first then will follow shortly behind
by intuition of a individual March 20, 2024
Get the nice guys finish lastmug. When someone doesn’t follow the Official Rule Book that was developed for their own success so that the person who cares about them doesn’t just peace out and give up on them. The shitty person always has some kind of excuse why they didn’t do something and never awknowledges their shittiness until their actions are brought to their attention. I guess the only way to fix shittiness is to strike every time they are shitty 🤷🏻 ♀️ Maybe juan day they’ll get the hint!?
Hmm... another obomb... an expired chat!? Double shit tally. Guess that’s what is to be expected from a shit guy 🤷🏻 ♀️
by Coach 🍆 January 22, 2021
Get the Shit Guymug. 
he is like the boogie man but he is a Indian culture staple like the books "hes under the bed" taking place in india
by Yupio November 23, 2021
Get the Vanoni guymug. Isn't joey ment to be at football practice tonight?
No he can't he's guy studying for his paper due tomorrow.
No he can't he's guy studying for his paper due tomorrow.
by Chenko November 4, 2013
Get the guy studyingmug.