SIMP

S.I.M.P (Squirrels In My Pants) from Phineas and Ferb
The song is improvised when Candace passes by the group, struggling to get two squirrels out of her jeans.

Background singers: SIMP, squirrels in my pants!
Street Performer 1: That girl's got some serious squirrels in her pants.
Candace: There's squirrels in my pants!
Background singers: S to the I to the M to the P!

by dustypetals August 10, 2023

Simp Whay

Verb. The art of investing hundreds of hours into an extremely liberal ethnic broad with the hopes of getting into the meat wallet years later.

Guy 1: “Bro I think i’m done talking to La’Nicolerion, she stinks and is jobless, and won’t shut up about the government needing to pay for everything”

Guy 2: “have you tried Simp Whaying her dude? Drive her around for a few months and talk to her for hours a day…she will be begging you for a kiss by this time next year, trust me.”

by BillCosbysBlackMeat August 13, 2023

Simp Card

A simp card is ANYthing posted, written, pr recorded that has even a hint of rizz. Becoming very popular during the age of the Welcome Home ARG, Simp Cards are usually done as drawings or spoken with the "~" symbol. Simp Cards are very common on TikTok. Usually used as an alternative way of getting rizzed up is "Getting a simp card pulled"/"Getting simp carded"

Wally Darling RF Au "Where are you going dear~"
Y/N "I AM NOT GOING TO GET SIMP CARDED"

Y/N "That TikTok just pulled a simp card"

by Saynivia August 17, 2023

Simp

Someone overly obsessed with someone, or just really likes someone

Zenitzu: I LOVE YOU NEZUKO CHANNNNNN

Tanjiro: what a simp.

Nezuko: mhm 😟

by QUEEN💖CARD August 18, 2023

Simps

When you search your name on urban dictionary and you just see simps writing paragraphs about someone that has the same name as you.

Emma searches her name on urban dictionary because she is bored and the definitions are just simps talking about how much they love people with the same name as her

by Liedownonabed April 2, 2024

simp

simp stands for

super
intens
minecraft
player
if you are a sifp "super intens fortnite player" is het niet sifp dan is het sweat

persoon 1: you i am very good at mincraft
persoon 2: so you simp and i am a sifp
persoon 1: no you are a sweat

by bollenvis April 3, 2024

simp farming

Extraction of money, items, promotions from any number of simps/white-knights often is a type of scam.
Immoral, pragmatic (psychopathic/manipulative - exploiting your empathy towards them).

Similar to gold digging.

- This poor onlyfans girl truly loves me and needs help, I've given her $1000.
- She's simp farming you, you're a parasocial simp.

by veinsofgold April 4, 2024