Fuck off oclock

A rude way to answer someone's question when you don't know what time it is

"Yo Billy know what time it is?"

"Yeah it's fuck off oclock"

by Jack the trippa September 15, 2017

Thrown One Off

Male masturbation.

I arrived at Barry's, on the way in I caught a whiff. He'd just thrown one off.

by harry_ belafonte April 7, 2009

I'm off the skag

No longer doing that which is not good and a disruption to my normal life.

I'm off the skag and back to work and boy does it feel good!

by Meu February 22, 2015

Going off for a Crilly

Disappearing in the middle of a MacMillan cancer support Game Heroes stream to eat chicken for an hour.

Chris: Dave, where are you going?
Stenner: He's going off for a Crilly.

by SirN1Xy December 1, 2020

Cut him off

He only wanted my money so i had to cut him off.

Snip snip cut him off.

by mennäperille December 10, 2019

Ambidextrous Jerk Off

One who can masterbate equally with either hand.

Did you just walk in on Matt? He was going to town on himself with each hand. He’s a truly talented ambidextrous jerk off. Unfortunately, he always makes a mess that someone has to clean up.

by Roger's Not Here January 26, 2023

tap you off

when someone is annoying you and you stop them because you're annoyed. "tap you off" means you're going to fight with them if they don't stop

dan: * annoys myles *
myles: bro imma "tap you off" on God

by L.Mail November 19, 2019