Are you shitting me

If asked as a stand alone question, it means - are you out of your f-n mind?

If asked as a question at the end of a story or scenario, it means - how can anyone on earth stoop so low!?

Are you shitting me? I mean, is this for real? How can a human beings be so dumb?

by CaptainAmetrine December 11, 2019

Skype me now

A common phrase used only by the "smartest intellectuals" who have a learning capacity of that of a 5 year old when they want to call someone on Skype.

Me: *says nothing while online on Skype*
"Intellectual": SkYpE mE nOw
Me: no i can't, i'm busy
"Intellectual": SkYpE mE nOw
Me: I just fucking said i can't
"Intellectual": aRe We FrIeNdS

by SheepSugary December 12, 2019

Anti-me vibe

When you get a feeling someone doesn’t like you.

I feel like you're being super judgy. Like, I'm getting a real anti-me vibe off of you.

by Peri0dt July 21, 2020

Heem Me Off

It is the act of requesting and or receiving sexual favors.

It is the equivalent to asking for someone to "Get me out the way"

"Are you trying to Heem Me Off?"

by Heemery BOB December 16, 2012

Pickle me kumquat

1) First used as a pirates way of saying "give me your wifes penis"

2) Now used as a statement to attract the opposite sex with vigor and passion.

Why hello there............PICKLE ME KUMQUAT!

by Kumquatunityforeverpenis March 13, 2011

Don’t fuck me on this

A more aggressive way to say “don’t mess up,” and “don’t fuck me over.” It’s usually used as a way to convince someone to take part in something they don’t want to. It often repeated twice when said, just to really drive home that the person should not fuck them on this.

Dereck: I don’t think this is a good idea.
Stephen: Listen man, don’t fuck me on this. Do not fuck me on this.

by Lattesuprema November 16, 2020

Fye me up

You friend wants you to let them smoke with you for free.

Ex. I asked my boyfriend to fye me up. I wanted him to come over and roll up so I could smoke for free

“Come fye me up!”
“You gone fye me up?”

by Gwhite22 April 30, 2021