Life

The beginning of the end

When life gives you lemons

by Broncos58 January 27, 2018

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Life is a great p♡ssy who also likes p♡ssy, he's trash at arsenal, actually nice.

if you ever meet a guy named life, be aware that he likes sniffing p♡ssy's.

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by hireath. September 13, 2020

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A play with words based on the expression "cock blocker".

In this case the life blocker doesn't stop you from engaging in intercourse or other stimulating and fun activities specifically, but instead takes all your energy out of you, because it doesn't believe you are deserving of life.

Frequently used for parents who resent not performing abortion on their kids.

My mother just got home, so I can't stay positive or happy, she is a life blocker.

by Barbra Silver January 12, 2021

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Life's a bastard, then you marry one, then you die.

Crystal: "Life's a fucking bitch girl!

Nina: "Whats wrong home-girl?"

Crystal: "When I was in the hospital, my husband slept with that fucking, twacked out skank, spunderella DeAnne."

Nina: "Ohhh NO he didn't! Men are such fucking pigs! Life's not a BITCH honey; life's a BASTARD, then you marry one, then you die.

by The Anrkissed May 8, 2008

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A sexually transmitted disease which is also terminal.

A: life sucks, man

B: No cap

by astrumrae December 21, 2020

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Dr. Oz The Good Life

a lifestyle magazine with a focus that extends well beyond health and wellness to relationships, beauty, food and home

Dr. Mehmet Oz’s lifestyle magazine, “Dr. Oz The Good Life,” is ceasing print publication as the celebrity physician mounts a bid for a US Senate seat — and frankly, it’s about time, sources told The Post.

by SPrice1980 May 9, 2023

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