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Toaster Dick

When you find your own genitalia stuck in a toaster and is slowly burning and your pubic hairs burn into ashes also new gases can be released into the air known as toasted dick gas
I have toaster dick
by Big Boy Chungus 1234 June 3, 2019
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Lick dick

It’s when you lick the dick as you give a blow job
I gave my dad a lick dick and he said it was the best🍑👀
by Fuckkkkkkk me in the asshole September 6, 2019
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Sick in the Dick

An adjective used to express something that is extremely impressive, awesome, breathtaking, magnificent, staggering or wonderful. When something truly exceeds your expectations.

Like the word sick, the phrase Sick in the Dick is used to add that extra bit of emphasis.

Can also be abbreviated to the initialism SITD.
Did you see that GT4 RS drive by? It's Sick in the Dick!
Wow, that new Drake track is so sick, it's SITD!
by Semi-Lucent May 30, 2018
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dick shame

Relevant to "body shame" to pre-judge someone regarding your thoughts of their dick size.
John was at basketball practice, wearing his grey sweat pants. The girls watching were dick shaming him. Embarrassing him in front of the whole crew making jokes and saying "don't bother waisting time, looks like all balls no dick" {dick shame}
by Crens2 April 21, 2018
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fishy dick

When you masterbait and fall asleep and the cumstain glues your dick to your balls. Upon getting it unstuck the reaking smell of fish unleashes from your genitals.
Man I jacked off last night watching friends because Jennifer Aniston was so hot but I forgot to clean myself up and I woke up to some fishy dick.
by Thirdleg_neD April 12, 2017
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Dick Chips

The unwashed crusties that flake off the tip of the penis .
Jordan took off his pants and his dick chips we're flying evergwhere!!
by Pilkja April 23, 2017
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dick tampon

Pieces of toilet paper that get stuck to your dick. The pieces roll up beneath your foreskin and absorb urine throughout the day.
Man I got some toilet paper stuck to my dick last night. But it's fine because it turned into a dick tampon and kept my dick dry!
by LobsterHustle May 5, 2017
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