Urban Dictionary

The dictionary for words that shouldn't have meaning.

normal human being:'bro is urban dictionary accurate?'
Woke mf: ' only if your life is based around sex'.

by bruhbanana September 25, 2019

Urban dictionary

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You get an Easter egg by searching urban dictionary In urban dictionary

by Hehehe_hehehe July 20, 2022

Urban Dictionary

A Website for schoolchildren to waste time with when they are meant to be doing schoolwork

The person was using "Urban Dictionary" instead of doing his religion homework

by 1,2,3,4,5,6,7,8,9,10,11,12 May 10, 2021

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by UrbanDictionaryOwl September 14, 2020

Urban Dictionary

A website dedicated to new and old slang word meanings taken too seriously by some for years. Several people don't seem to realize that this isn't a website that is meant to act as an actual dictionary but rather for new and old slang terms alike regardless of sexuality or ridiculousness. That is what makes this website special. When you look up "Shark" chances are most definitions won't be "A long-bodied chiefly marine fish with a cartilaginous skeleton, a prominent dorsal fin, and toothlike scales. Most sharks are predatory, although the largest kinds feed on plankton, and some can grow to a large size." I also doubt it will be "A small Southeast Asian freshwater fish with a tail resembling that of a shark, popular in aquaria." If that is what you are looking for go to a different website or just Google it. Why would you search a definition up on this website and expect or want it to be that? If that is what you want you are stupid. You know what a shark is. You are looking for a reason to complain. It is people like you who ruin fun things.

Me: "He is totally Pussywhipped."

Friend: "What does that mean?"

Me: "when a man loses his testicles to his woman.

All men who wish to have any form of relationship (or just get laid) must be pussywhipped to a certain degree. The minor offenders are never called pussywhipped, only the men who allow their woman to walk all over them and totally control every aspect of their life (even if the woman is not in the smae state at the time).

Friend: "How do you know that?"

Me: "Urban Dictionary."

by youngsallyface February 15, 2021

Urban Dictionary

A place where people who have homework to do or have no life go to. They mainly consist of feminists, middle school students, and people who know how to read.

I have no life, so I made a definition on urban dictionary

by That1OffensiveGuy May 27, 2018

Urban Dictionary

did you actually just searched it,moron.

:clown: the urban dictionary informs you that you are in fact,on the website.

by MinuteManDan! February 18, 2021