Is he your mate?

Or simply shortened to 'your mate?'
Is a phrase coined by the youth of sydney's north shore directed to someone that chimes in to a conversation/facebook status that is unwanted and/or completely unexpected.

Used to exclude the person and make them look like they don't belong in the situation i.e. to ask another person sarcastically "is he your mate" so as to say "WTF is he doing and is he even your mate?"

Thus make them realise they have completely chimed in unwanted.

Jack: "So yeah I was fucking Maia last night-"

Random: "YEAH I did her the other day too"

*Awkward Silence*

Jake: -pointing at random- "Is he your mate?"

by JayRaow December 6, 2010

none of your bitchness

It means it is not your business and it can also be used like no bitchness

Hey that is none of your bitchness

by James Has Da Truth September 4, 2014

Is that your boy’s cologne?

A saying usually used as an insult to insulate that you engaged in a sexual act with someone’s partner, which is why you smell like their partner’s ( that is a male) cologne. This originated from a line said by YouTube vlogger Tessa Brooks in Jake Paul’s song, “ It’s everyday bro”

Tiffany: You’re so ugly! You’ll never get a boyfriend
Brittany: Do you smell that on my shirt? Is that your boy’s cologne?

by Hiwelcometochili’s October 7, 2018

your dog incest

used to insult someone that just roasted you with the your dad lesbian comeback.
an excellent counter attack that might save your life

guy: your dad lesbian
me: no your dog incest lmao

guy: oh fucc *commits suicide*

by saltysoldierr March 14, 2018

Put your grasses on

This is a phrase used by Berserk fans to mock the poor english pronunciation of the 1997 Berserk opening "Tell Me Why" by Penpals. The original line is "put your glasses on", but the pronunciation is so horrible that it sounds like "grasses". This phrase is used to joke on the unexpectedness and betrayal of The Eclipse, the horrible animation of the Berserk 2016/2017 anime or a way to say someone is very narrow minded, oblivious, have bad taste or did something horrible since "they forgot to put their grasses on". There are many alterations available for this phrase: "(if only) they put their grasses on", "put your grasses on", "(he/she should've) put (his/her) grasses on", "(I should've) put (my) grasses on" . Along many more possible phrasings. This can also be used to mock people who spend too much time in there rooms as it is an extension of the joke "touch grass".

" If only Griffith remembered to put his grasses on, nothing would've been wrong".
"If only the Berserk 2016 animators remembered to put their grasses on"
"I should've remembered to put my grasses on before reading the Eclipse"

Talking about Berserk fan animation : "This is what the Berserk 2016 anime would looked like if I put my grasses on"
"That kid actually likes Berserk 2016, he should put his grasses on."

"Put your grasses on and stop watching the Berserk 2016/2017 anime"

by gwenbark July 15, 2022

knob on your cob

The act of sucking dick as if you're nibbling on a large, buttery, corn on the cob.

Dude, Olivia just knobbed on my cob like a starving Nigerian child!

"I'll knob on your cob, Jon"

by Hourumiyamoto September 13, 2016

Yote Your Scrote

To yote your scrote is to fart while sitting down.

Yote being the past tense of yeet in this case, and being representative of the fart. You yote your scrote because when you fart while sitting down, the gas has no where to go besides your scrotum.

"Bro nice one! you just yote your scrote"
"Can a goat yote his scrote or just vibrote his scrote with a yote?"

by Yote Your Scrote September 23, 2018