A person who is the laziest meanest shit stain around and does things to explicitly prove they are the laziest meanest shit stain around or the king of cows. The most significant and useless human standing out in the field looking clueless with bits of grass hanging out of their mouths.
Person 1: "What the fuck is Alec doing?"
Person 2: "I don't know trying to prove his King Cow. Look at him staring out there like a useless piece of shit. That's a King Cow if I've ever seen one."
Person 2: "I don't know trying to prove his King Cow. Look at him staring out there like a useless piece of shit. That's a King Cow if I've ever seen one."
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