God Mode

That feeling after you jerk off where you feel invinsible. During god mode, you’d have the power to leave Kim Kardashian on opened or break up with your girl.

“Yo man i ate a toilet seat yesterday while i was on god mode”

by Thisdick1234 February 26, 2018

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Good Morning and God Bless

It's a beautiful day when you are eating egg salad and drinking hot coffee while taking a shit.

Feeling rushed for work and unable to prepare breakfast in time, John found himself doing a Good Morning and God Bless.

by Viagra_Salad May 25, 2018

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God

A man that apparently made us all and also Probably hates me. Or something that people say when their mad and then people that really like god get mad about it.

Person A: God Damnit! I stubbed my toe
Person B: Hey don’t use gods name in vein
Person A: Stfu No one cares

by Anonymous Idiot Number 2 February 23, 2022

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God Natt

In Swedish translates to "goodnight". Other definitions include a good "knot" in say your earbuds (one that comes out as easy as pulling both sides, creating a chalice of emotional satisfaction).

God Natt!
Hej då!

by Thunder Stud July 16, 2021

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Good morning and god bless

When you go take a shit and bring coffe and breakfast into the bathroom

“I need the bathroom what are you doing”

“I’m doing a Good morning and god bless I need like 20 more minuets”

by Nahb32 May 23, 2018

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The Greek Gods

A fantasy football team that is known for being on the good side of a trade.

The team starts out below average and then becomes a contender.

The Greek Gods

FF player 1: Dude, did you see that trade I made in my fantasy football league.

FF player 2: Yeah yo, you The Greeks Gods of this league...

by Big Bad Beaver October 11, 2018

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