platonic sloppy

Platonic sloppy is when you have a homie that you don’t want to date but you have a voracious desire to taste that shmeat

“Yo dude you’re like a brother to me but are you interested in some platonic sloppy toppy from yours truly?”

by Beastsquadhomiemaster December 13, 2022

Sun-Slapped

Extremely sun burnt when you wanted to get sun-kissed

Wow Abby got sun-slapped today at the lake!

by Beachy432 March 23, 2023

Ground Slapper

Huge floppy feet that slap the ground as you walk.

"bro got them GROUND SLAPPERS!"

by MostLIkelyMe April 8, 2023

Ugle slapping

Slapping some ugly butt. Ugles need love too!

Don't you feel any shame? She looks like Gregory.

Bro, nothing better then some pent up ugle slapping sometimes.

by flexydevil May 2, 2023

pp slapper

Somebody who finds big pp (or just pp) funny and are a true big pp. They are also a very incredible sussy baka.

(Side Effects include: Amogus Syndrome)

"pp"
"you are a pp slapper"
"that amogus is be lookn likes a pp"
"yep. pp slapper."

by pp slapper May 9, 2023

Free Sloppy at Harley Davidson

The act of getting a non-paid sloppy at the back of your local Harley Davidson store, usually as part of some kind of promotion.

Person 1: Yo you wanna go throw milk bottles at the baby cows in the field over there

Person 2: Nah I gotta go get my Free Sloppy at Harley Davidson

by Harley Davidson fan May 17, 2023

Sand slapper

A hand job but instead of lube they person uses sand and spit

My girl gave me a sand slapper on Daytona beach at night and I got a yeast infection but it was great

by The mans dictionary June 23, 2023