simp

.A man will do anything for a girl. overly desperate for women. Will hit on any woman he sees

"?Have you met Noam Star 2"
"Yeah, he's such a simp"

by Nelavi December 17, 2023

Simp

A person that spends all his time with his girlfriend and never with the guys. He never disobeys his girlfriend out of fear of losing her .

Jad Sawaya is a simp .

by BoulesHanna December 17, 2023

SIMP

S-squirrels
I-In
M-my
P-pants

“Tell me what’s makin’ you jump like that!!”
“S-I-M-P squirrels in my pants!!”
“Ain’t got no chickens ain’t got no rats!”

That’s what SIMP means.

by Jackelanm December 19, 2023

simpamiot

Someone who drives a Harley to local biker barks, wears leather jackets, and has a tattoo of their naked ex wife on their arm

The guy’s such a simpamiot he can’t fathom eating a salad

by your local dictionary December 26, 2023

Simp

A person who prefers hanging out with their romantic interests rather than running Deep Dungeons with their bros.

B: "Hey Keph! Wanna finally clear our HoH run?"
Keph: "No man I need to go hang out with my girlfriend..."
B: "What an absolute simp you turned out to be, man."

by wölfwyvern December 27, 2023

Simp

Alex Hollenbach

“We need our Snapchat streak, cause I’m a simp for you babe.”

by bean_machine123 December 31, 2023

Simp Brain

An affliction affecting primarily female "influencers" whereby they are unable to receive criticism or have their beliefs challenged due to over represented simp feedback.

Facts don't matter to Sally, she has simp brain.

by Nerd158 January 2, 2024