Kelli Poop

any time a poop rushes up on you and you have to clench your cheeks and pray you make it to the toilet.

Oh f*** I gotta go its a kelli poop!!

by pseudonym003 August 3, 2020

Group Poop

The act of holding hands with the person in the next stall over while taking a poop in a public restroom

David: let's take a group poop
Matt: isn't that kinda gay
David: not if you say no homo
Matt: alright but we gotta use the middle school bathroom because the stalls are always empty
David: fuck yeah

by Bigdad69 June 13, 2018

poop

something stinky that come out of your butt

poop is stinky

by Poopeoeoeoeoe April 30, 2020

poop

A tasty snack.

Dude this poop is fuckin delicious.

by urghuofd9gui December 17, 2021

poop

Jimmy Carter smells like it

Thge poop stnks

by ZWAESXDCFVGBHNJ November 6, 2020

Poop Janet

That feeling when yo balls fall of

“Oof I have a poop Janet.” “We need to get a a divorce David.”

by David1987:) January 9, 2022

Scrub the poop deck

Verb, a euphemism for eating out somebody's ass, popularized by pirate meme culture in mid 2023

Sailor: Reportin' fer duty, Cap'n!

Cap'n: Aye, there's a lad! Get down and scrub the poop deck!

Sailor: Aye-aye! Where's the mop?

Cap'n: ...

by janey-e1999 September 23, 2023