Poop

poop is what comes out of your bum after the prosses of pooping we eat it it tastes like amazing goodness and if you had chocolate before your poop will be like a brownie.

i pooped and it tasted like brownies

by poopasarus January 7, 2022

Poop Back

The action of leaving a social gathering under the pretence of needing to check on something urgently, but really it's because you need to poop in the comfort of your own home.

She'll poop back home to check on the dog.
He pooped back home to check he hadn't left the hob on

by idiot99 June 20, 2019

Poop slap

A fantasy weapon in any call of duty. It is a bag of steamy hot shit that just came out of my asshole and you can run around hitting ppl with it. It would be classifyd as a secondary.

You just got poop slapped.

by Bigdikv6 August 7, 2017

Poop

It is sometimes referred to as the excretory substance. It is known as shit

I had a poop come out. It was satisfying

by I_am_your _father_nigger. October 20, 2018

Poop

I’m going poop on the toilet.

I’m going poop on the toilet

by Scruncci August 20, 2020

poop

a squishy substance that sloshes around and when hard can be crumbled into little crumbs.

I love the way the poop sloshes around in my diaper, and the crunchy, breakable pieces slosh around aside it.

by bigchungus123 June 19, 2023

parallel poop

When two people purposely choose adjacent stalls in a bathroom so that they may join in a conversation with one another.

When Michael and Vincent went to mexico they took a parallel poop while Catherine cleaned the bathroom sink.

by Adan is a loser January 7, 2015